Ever since March Madness ended, I have been seeing Roy Williams (ex-Kansas and current North Carolina basketball coach) everywhere. At least once during a round trip to and from the Ezras I see him. It’s always a different older gentelman, but I always have to do a double take to determine that it is not actually him. What’s happening to me? I am obvioiusly secretly obsessed with Roy Williams. Now, I love love love Roy but I didn’t know it was this bad. I’m starting to get a little worried. It’s not like I spend a lot of time thinking about ole Roy. I don’t typically think about him when it’s not basketball season, so what’s going on? I’m just not sure. Either I need to take some kind of a class on getting Roy Williams off the brain (they have those classes at the Learning Annex, right?) or perhaps (and I like this theory because it makes me less crazy and more of a super hero) there are Roy doppelgangers on the loose in NYC and they are meeting to plot to take Roy out and take his place at UNC and then take over the world and since I’m the only one who has seen them, it is up to me to stop them, thereby saving the universe and all of you from death and destruction. (um, was this the theory that made me sound less crazy? ah well, what can you do? why try to hide the crazy that we all know is there? at least it keeps things interesting!) I’ll keep you posted on my mission to save the world. You are all welcome. So are you, Roy my love.