Many many a post ago I quoted to you from the Bro Code introduction and promised to let you in on some of the funnier bro code rules.
A. When in a public restroom, a Bro (1) stares straight ahead when using the urinal; (2) makes the obligatory comment, “What is this, a chicks restroom?” if there are more than two dudes waiting to pee; and (3) attempts to shoot his used paper towel into the trash can like a basketball…rebounding optional.
B. A Bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If women insist of having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly, they’re not that heavy.
C. Even in a fight to the death, a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.
Please take some time this holiday season to learn and follow these rules.
