So, I love to read the fine print at the bottom of commercial screens when watching TV. You’d be amused by the things they sneak at the bottom of the tv sreen during commercials. Some of my favorites are:

1. A Pop Tart commercial that talks about how giving kids Pop Tarts are healthy options for kids and says “Pop Tarts are made with real fruit”. Fine print: “real fruit content equal to 10%”.

2. A commericaial for Slim Quick drinks that show a cartoon woman drinking these drinks and then instantly losing weight. Fine print: “cartoons lose weight easily, real women need diet and exercise to lose weight”. Uh, thanks?

Unrelated bonus information: Meghan and I learned from my awesome useless information calendar that she got me for Christmas that the cement in the Hoover dam won’t be done curing for another 500 years. Take a minute to ponder that. Interesting, huh?