On my walk home from work the other morning I had this impressive moment:

Brianne thinking in her head: “oh, look how shiny the cement is”

Brianne doing immediately after: flailing to stay on her feet as her right foot slides out from underneath her. Thank goodness for the solid left foot.

Brianne saying out loud: “Oh, it’s ice”.

Yes, this is a true story. In case you hadn’t figured it out, I am sharp as a tack around 7:30 am after work.