Yesterday, someone gave me a travel book to help me prepare for my trip. It’s called The Worst Case Scenario: Travel. I have been enjoying all the many catastrophies it is preparing me for and I plan to survive every last one of them. In preparation for my trip, I will occassionally post some of my favorites for your enjoyment and also in case they might save your life.
How to Foil a UFO abduction:
1. Do not panic. The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly.
2. Control your thoughts. Do not think of anything violent or upsetting-the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, anal probes); such images may encourage them to take you.
3. Resist verbally. Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
4. Resist mentally. Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBE’s may get the message.
5. Resist physically. Physical resistence should be used only as a last resort. Go for the EBE’s eyes (if they have any)-you will not know what its other, more sensitive areas are.
Sadly what I can’t show you is the diagram to go with this of an alien with large eyes and an arrow to the eyes reminding you where to hit if you need to resist physically.
While there are some actually useful tips in here for surviving trip-related scenarios, I think this less likely one is much more interesting. And also makes me want to watch the movies “Signs” and “Independence Day” again.
Best of luck to you all in any future EBE encounter. And you’re most welcome for passing along this life-saving information.
