First, I am super happy to be headed back to the city today. I have missed it and my bed very much this week that I have been gone.
Second, I am also excited to be meeting Maren and Jeff and Zak for brunch where many mimosas will be consumed.
Third, I am officially mad at Autumn and Maren for pushing me to watch The Office for years and now that I have and bad things have happened and I don’t want to watch it anymore and I’m sad and confused and yearning for things that might never happen and I don’t like it! It’s like on GH when they taunt you with your favorite couple getting together and then take it away (Jason and Elizabeth). Or like when Kelly breaks up with Zach at Zach and Kelly’s prom (Saved by the Bell). It’s all bad and I’m now mad at Autumn and Maren and will continue to be mad at them until I watch some more episodes and the problem is fixed. If the problem is never fixed then I am afraid that Maren will no longer be allowed to live with me and I will have to stop pretending that Autumn is naming her baby Annie after me. That’s right, Brianne’s serious!
